side-ponytail

1. A hairstyle popularized by 1980's American girls to try and look like Madonna. It was usually combined with a stretch pants/skirt combination and jelly slippers.

2. Most recently popularized in the 2004 film, Napoleon Dynamite, where the title character's love interest wears a side-ponytail.

Check out the ponytail holder holding up my side-ponytail, its magenta, white and black, just like the laces on my LA Gears.

side-ponytail by Nikki4mets August 23, 2006

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side-ponytail

A pretty awesome hairstyle with girls that was popular in the late 1960s and again in the mid 1980s, but side-ponytails were really more popular in the 60s than the 80s. I can see side-ponytails coming back in style around 2009.

Sarah is wearing a side-ponytail. That's hot.

side-ponytail by Lil Duff 2008 December 17, 2008

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side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.

A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.

side-ponytail by Anonymous January 21, 2005

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Makes girls more than ugly.

A side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.

side-ponytail by Every Male Alive February 2, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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