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anal stickling
"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
anal stickling by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018
Suckling Pig
A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.
Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Suckling Pig by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
sicklical
sicklical: people getting sick over & over from passing the contagious germs back & forth from kids to parents to co-workers to kids to parents....
sicklical by friends with words May 21, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"