Soyfriend

Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account

Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"

Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."

Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"

Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"

Soyfriend by Derek99 March 1, 2019

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Shefriend

A friend who's a girl

Hey bud, yo I was with my shefriend last night blahbla...

Shefriend by Jules Bonn July 23, 2018

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Soyfriend • Shefriend • shy • shy town • Shy Bhabie • shy cocks • shy turtle • shy gal • shy gang • Shy one

Soyfriend

A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.

Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.

Soyfriend by VerboseRaven October 28, 2021

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Soyfriend

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.

She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.

Soyfriend by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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