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lemon shoveling 

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
lemon shoveling by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
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ShutingWu 

``Smart,genius, only get along with people after I week or 3-5 days, mostly a Sagittarius ♐️, has a special meaning in Chinese, smart ass and bootiful.
ONE THING ABOUT ME IM THE BADDEST ALIVE
-ShutingWu
ShutingWu by Mommy Vibes October 18, 2022

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .
Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.
shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

Shitelight 

The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.
I read Shitelight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. I regret that wasted time.
Shitelight by TheLiteratureGirl November 28, 2010

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.

During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.
Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008