Shurg

When someone uses overly simplified or poor Grammar, like "true", "same", "gonna be lit".

Shurg (solid definition), Shurging (verb) Bionics

Person 1 "How do you think of going to a Rock Concert this weekend?"
Person 2 "omg it's gon be lit"
Person 1 "Not if you keep Shurging."

by Karakous April 24, 2016

Shurg

A very impressive erection.
Usually encountered with clothes on.
Not noticeable at first but a profile view

or an accidental poke may garner the attention.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.

Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

(Ron Burgundy has a shurg in this scene)

by Larry'sLover February 26, 2011

Shurg

The overflowing of a soda can with foam, usually upon opening the can.

"Son of a bitch, my Coke just shurged all over my lap!!"

by Le Nok September 26, 2004

Shurg

A cross between a shag and a shrug.
When you don't really care about who you are shagging.

Dennis: OMG...did you hear about Dorita??
Otis: No...What?
Dennis: Bambi tried to shurg her yesterday.
Otis: haha...bambi is crap in the sack tho.
Dennis: How do you know?
Otis: Don't ask...

by Otis The Stripper May 21, 2008