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Shuffuck 

A phenomenon that takes place in a club or party. The phenomenon starts when shuffle music, for example "Party Rock", gets played and then everyone in the vicinity with the inability to shuffle proceeds to kick madly everywhere, causing embarrassment, pain and emotional hilarity.
"Dude, what happened to your leg?"
"I went to that club last night, it was a total shuffuck"

"That guy is a shuffucker"
"How do you know?"
"His shoe hit my face"
Shuffuck by Banzboy02 December 20, 2011

suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.
"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

sickfuck 

a person who's so obsessive and disturbed that there's no other word to describe them, other than sickfuck
Louser is such a sickfuck for all the shit he's done over the years
sickfuck by anonymous1111 September 22, 2008

suckafuckaphobia 

To fear anything having to do with oral, vaginal, anal, or mammoral sex.
Cindy was coming on to me and my suckafuckaphobia was setting in.
suckafuckaphobia by Gonj January 7, 2008

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.
The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.
suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

slackfuck 

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.
Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
slackfuck by DPdaix October 27, 2006