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Short Haired Tiny Pecker.

Of the Genus peter~is~ward.
One who has short hair and a tiny penis.
Often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race.
Has a defective bag, or has no bag at all.
Most SHTP's work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off.
Related to LHTP, Long Haired Tiny Pecker.

Hey SHTP do you have your email working yet ?
by Randy-O November 08, 2007