Me: i wish i could see myself cuz everyone else is getting visuals centering around me
in addition to sharing the shrooms with friends, it's good to go with someone who's done shrooms before but isn't shrooming. i had a really good time for the most part. i stared at a lot of things for a long time.. the ceiling, a fan blade with interesting wood grain, etc. some visuals were just too much to look at. our phrase for the night was, "it doesn't matter"... any time something would bother you you had to just decide not to give a shit and move on. i laughed a lot, and kept repeating phrases over and over. i talked the whole night about things that i like, and don't like, and asking people about the things they liked. i was also really good at beer pong for some reason, but i had a friend drink all the beer.
i was a happy camper until i smoked pot, and then i got really really paranoid... i kept thinking that i was poisoned (which i was of course) and that i was going to die (which, of course, i wasn't). i think i just don't really like being that high, though. i smoked more than i normally would because i thought i'd like it on shrooms, and i was wrong. for people who smoke a lot of pot, though, the two mix fine. my friends all got high with no problem.
stuff said while on shrooms:
yeah, man. YEAH! yeaaah i LIKE that! (this was said many times, usually followed by fits of laughter)
i just like the way it feels watching the color come off the marker and on the paper.. (referring to drawing circles with a highlighter)
i think believing in religion is like believing in cinderella. i mean, nothing wrong with cinderella. but people could be like, "yeah i'm christian," and i'd be like, "i'm johnny appleseed," you know?
i never liked snow white. guys kissing girls who are passed out? i'm against that. and the seven dwarfs? little guys? what the hell? you know what's also a crazy concept? smurfs. that is crazy. you know, the little blue guys running around in the woods? always happy? were there any girl smurfs? just one? what, were they just all gay, and just one straight one, and she was his girlfriend? i'm gonna look into that.
you know what would be really cool? if you had a parrot. one that talked. that would be really cool. you know like a red, what are those birds called? a parrot? why do i think of a parrot as like, a small bird? i want a BIG parrot. that'd be crazy.
It can take about an hour to an hour and a half for some to start to feel the effects. Some people will feel nauseous or even have pain in their knees or other joints but this is usually brief and tolerable, then the real fun begins.
The pupils will dilate and motor skills become uncoordinated and somewhat sluggish, like being drunk but yet very awake too. Hallucinations depend on the amount taken and usually include stuff like the patterns on your living room floor moving and twisting around, walls "breathing", light trails, colors become very bright and vivid, and generally you start to laugh at everything. A trip will last about 6-8 hrs (again depending on the amount) and since you digest the shrooms they will not show up on drug tests, but I'm not a doctor so I'm not totally sure about this.
The next day (if you have partaken the night before) the person will sometimes have a really bad headache and joint pains again. This is typical since you essentially just "poisoned" yourself the night before. But it was a lot of fun wasn't it?
shroomer #2: hey we should watch that movie spirit: stallion of the cimmarons or something. that would be so coool man..
shroomer #1: yeah ... jon bon.. HEY lets go outside and throw a road flare into a garbage can!
shroomer #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeahh hahaha HAHAHA yeah man. YEAH