A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.
by MasterVidallis June 22, 2016
A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size
by RETARDO CHAIR July 29, 2019
1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.
2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.
2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.
1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"
2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."
2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!
Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
by Cyanna February 4, 2010
A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
by skidale September 20, 2008
A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013