sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention 

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

shriner club 

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts. It means these niggas some clown ass dudes

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts.

shriner club by Stillpeddling April 21, 2017

Shriner 

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

Shriner by toniwithaneye May 7, 2009

shiners 

A Blow Job/ Head/ Buffing

If I give you a tenner will you give me shiners? Fifteen? Shit, the feds.

shiners by The Original Crackhead February 11, 2003

Scott Shriner 

The current bassist for weezer. He used to play bass in Vanilla Ice's back up band.

Man, I'm totally getting Scott Shriner's autograph.

Scott Shriner by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

shriner 

An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.

Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!

shriner by Zach February 6, 2007

scott shriner 

hXc bassist for weezer. He is flippin' awesome. He deserves a grammy for awesomeness.

He is just so hXc, and he can rock the bass HARD, move over mikey and matt.

scott shriner by webmaster February 28, 2005