A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.
Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.
by spray.cheese April 29, 2022
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A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤
" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "
by -shakesomething123 January 16, 2017
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Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.
doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
by exoticshrimps May 12, 2020
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The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.
Person:”have you added shrimpy yet?”
Person 2:”no-“
Person:”GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.”
by SkippyDaPepsi May 8, 2022
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A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".
"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"
by Captain_Thunderpants July 5, 2017
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A literal god upon food.
Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience
by Shrimp rice October 17, 2021
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