shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.

that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud

get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekt 

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

Shrekt by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014

shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

shrektual by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

Sheket Bevakashah 

Hebrew for "Quiet, please." Well-known to anyone who attended Hebrew school as a child. Traditional response is "hey!" sometimes accompanied with a raised fist, and always followed by silence. Used to get everyone's attention so they will settle down and listen.

As used in The Hebrew Hammer.

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Okay, now that I've got everybody's attention...

Sheket Bevakashah by AynRandsTeddyBear May 2, 2005

Shreklet 

An ugly and ogre like person

She is a fat ugly shreklet.

Shreklet by ogre06 April 6, 2020