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shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush
after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted
shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009
A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.
"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)
spooted by eM* April 12, 2005
Yo rafe picked up some shrooms from this kid from umass and me and molly and sasha went to the river and got hella shrooted. it was chill
Shrooted by ethan June 3, 2004
when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.
she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.
spooted by spootbooty December 19, 2018
When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.
spooted by heminow? June 5, 2007

Shtooted 

When a individual is acting as if they where to be on drugs, but are clearly sober. So when someone is acting like a dumbfuck or even just being a small hint of a annoying, you can use the word Shtooted. It can hold hella wait or it can mean nothing at all and be a harmless joke. Very versatile.
Man your acting Shtooted as fuck right now B ಠ_ಠ
Shtooted by Dirtdockdemon January 11, 2022