shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

is flatpants on the shploink again?

shploink by sam jandwich January 27, 2022

shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.

SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it

shploink by Randizzle August 31, 2004

shploink

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy

Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!

shploink by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 16, 2007

Shploink Overdose 

A song made my totally famous gd player and song maker and dance pad doing thingamajig kingsamalot

i had a shploink overdose

oh

Shploink Overdose by oh the no May 9, 2024

Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

Shpoink by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shloink 

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

Shloink by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

Shpoink

random word used for female sex toy

..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.

Shpoink by Rebecca December 18, 2004