shpich 

1. n. Semen
2. v. To expel semen our of one's penis

1. v. I shpiched all over her tits.
2. n. Please try not to get any shpich insude me.

shpich by ianamalsu August 27, 2007

Shpeech

Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.

"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"

Shpeech by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007

speich 

To ejaculate or to cum. Formal. Derived from Hebrew

I speiched all over Yaffa's face as she cooked me brisket.

speich by Gooisgoo October 25, 2007

shueichis 

i love allie

shueichis my beloved

shueichis by nazunaschristiantradwife June 29, 2021

speicher curve

1.) A label given to female troops stationed at Camp Speicher Iraq. These girls, whom would be ugly as sin back in the states, are graded on a curve called the "Speicher Curve".
2.) Female soldiers located at Camp Speicher who are basically one plane ride away from being ugly again. (reffering to the redeployment plane ride back to the states)

"Hey SGT, why the hell did you fuck that ugly ass air force chick?"

"She was ugly SPC, but I graded her on the Speicher Curve simply because her tits were huge in her PT shirt"

"yeah, she did have some huge sweater cows"

speicher curve by mbs17686 December 31, 2008

speiched 

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

speiched by boo-thang April 10, 2010

dr speichelstreicher 

its the 194th consecutive night dr speichelstreicher sits in his basement brooding over the very same thing. chaotic scenery on a candle-lit bureau: feathers, stones, wood, inky tissues, glass, an abacus and a globe. whiskey. herbal snuff powder. lemonade.
dr speichelstreicher studies his thing from all angles known to him, changing perspective to his best knowledge, questioning his questions and questioning his answers. yet he fails to make conclusions satisfactory enough to publish his findings. his neighbours think him mad, his colleagues find him amusing, his son has moved to patagonia.

dr speichelstreicher: what is it made of. where does it originate from. why did it find me. what is the meaning. how do i establish contact. is it alive. can it be born again. will my discovery grant me scientific honors. will it destroy me and steal my soul. can i keep it in a cage. do i save it as a file. is it a bug. is it an angel. is it anything known to wo/man. how can i be sure that i see it. is it a hallucination. is it a drug. does it make me happy. give me purpose. does it corrode my innerness. is it attractive. is it fascinating. am i being fed a line. can i catch it. or will it vaporise when i touch it.
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dr speichelstreicher by Krkič January 17, 2021