Shpeal 

Dumbasses who cannot spell the word spiel.

I googled the word shpeal and found another dumbass on Urban Dictionary whom spelled it incorrectly as well. The correct spelling is spiel, not spheal, shpeal, schpeal, or spill.

Shpeal by NYSILLY ONLINE January 2, 2015

shpeal 

someone's repeated talk jabber. mainly BS

he's saying his schpeal again. He's on about his shpeal again.

shpeal by alexv September 4, 2006

Shealynn 

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)

Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3

Shealynn by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

shpeath 

A shpeath is someone who is the opposite of what most people consider a friend. Just a general trashy human being to put it short. Character traits include, really sensitive to jokes or anything, saying sexual comments about siblings, no feelings, constantly lying, and being a bit of a sociopath.

"Shpeath is a dick head", Said Jim.
"Yeah, I totally agree.", replied Bob.

shpeath by cornpop241 February 27, 2019

shpeak 

Used often in New Zealand to quickly say "you can talk" or "says you" to express when someone is a hypocrite.

"You never have money Tairone" said Jimmy "shpeak!" replied Tairone or "She's slept with so many guys" said Amanda "shpeak" said Chelsea

shpeak by Deeznutzsally December 4, 2016

Spealy

A Spealy is a small, highly aggressive creature that is often found in the sewers Harefam. When threatened, the Spealy can react unpredictably, either biting and screeching as a form of self defense, or making highly snarky and sarcastic remarks that are known to cause insanity in those within 3 meters of it. The Spealy uses this moment of weakness during the bout of madness to strike, killing the victim and dragging their body back to it's lair for later consumption.
Only few have survived the Spealy's attacks, reporting that the insanity only gets worse as time goes on, causing vivid hallucinations of the well known character "Kermit the Frog".

If you happen to encounter a Spealy in the wild, it is recommended that you act calmly as not to frighten it. Mentioning topics such as D&D may appease him, while talking about a person named Thomas may cause it to kill you instantly.

No don't go down there! There have been reports of a Spealy sighting in this area recently!

Spealy by ChocoboOfChaos August 16, 2021