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Showtek is a Dutch electronic music duo formed by brothers Sjoerd and Wouter Janssen. From 2003 to 2012 they were involved in the hardstyle scene, making two albums - Today is Tomorrow (2007) and Analogue Players in a Digital World (2009) - and headlining major hardstyle events such as Defqon1. Nowadays they concentrate on making house/EDM tracks like "Bad" (with David Guetta) and "Booyah".
Guy 1: "Hey, d'ya hear that new Showtek track that came out yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it's pretty cool. Still miss their hardstyle days though."

Guy 1: "Mmm."
showtek by Crafthead October 15, 2015
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The greatest light show from a mascarade of sychronized moving lights
Whoa dude check out that showtek! It's got me tripping balls!
showtek by Dtn241 February 1, 2014
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Someone who shits in the shower while intoxicated
"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"
(verb) The act of shitting in the shower.
Dude, I was holding my shit and went to take a shower but I totally showtered. There was shit everywhere!
Showter by Gio The Great June 29, 2015

showtell motel 

A motel either by the street, on well known highways, or off on back streets where cheaters hoes and pimps have sexual encounters and they think they're hiddne but everyone knows where they are and the hotels showtell where they at
Dang, that hoe was seen by her bestie up at the showtell motel and the bestie dragged that hoe out by that nappy weave and beat her down!

That dude thinks he's a pimp and carries all them hoes to the showtell motel to try to prove it when all they are is skanks.

We all saw you and her at the showtell motel. Pay up or we sho gonna tell fosho
showtell motel by missibb November 4, 2011
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