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A girl usually a scenester who spends hours working on her hair, make up, and clothing selection to go to a hardcore show with her friends...purely to pick up on guys.
Ugh I hate showhoes...I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
OMGSHHH What if we see Jeffree Star at the Suicide Silence show?!?! I better start getting ready at 3...wouldn't want those scene boys to get lonely.
showhoe by i'vesceneitall May 16, 2006
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usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing
OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe
Showjoe by Showjoe November 22, 2019
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showhorse 

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".
She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.
showhorse by BBry September 12, 2013

stock show hoe 

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.
"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."
lover of shoes, can't get enough shoes.
She is such a shoehoe, she has 1000 pairs of shoes in her closet.
shoehoe by Denise Romano October 17, 2006
A word used to describe a Canadian woman. The woman doesn't have to be goodlooking, she can be just any Canadian woman.
Wil: Dude look at her! She's so hot!
Dylan: Man she's a Snowhoe! Hell yes!
Snowhoe by DylWil September 18, 2010
someone who spends every waking hour snowboarding
this winter ill be such a snowhoe
snowhoe by amandakot December 27, 2007