shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!

Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!

by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020