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Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?
Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

showdair 

It's chow-dah, say it!
Get back here-ah, I'm not through demeaning you!

showdair
showdair by sirChop May 24, 2006
An amazing guy with a big heart he's caring and kind and is an amazing kisser he can make anybody smile with his charm he's flirtatious but can be an ass sometimes but don't worry he's not the type of person you can hate he's so lovable its not even funny there's never a dull moment when your with him because he's just wonderful and full of life
Showayne is simply amazing
Showayne by trigrato_😝 June 15, 2018

Turkish Snowday 

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night
Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.
"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.
Texas Snowday by Green Soldier April 19, 2009
The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
ShowDar by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010