Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

by Horny Frey November 10, 2018

show her the fifty states

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)

Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states

by onetimething July 18, 2011

Show her the 50 states

A now famous line used in the movie
horrible bosses
It is used twice in the movie
in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over

-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states-
*Where is that from?*
-A movie-
*No it isn't*
-It is now-

by daxtonisawesome July 27, 2011

Showed Her My Dick

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

by Mr.FancyPants December 27, 2008

To show her/him the house

to kiss someone. Someone who shows many people the house is known as a real-estate agent. When one is showing another the house, they may get to the first floor or the basement.

Did you show her/him the house?

That skank is SUCH a real-estate agent, she showed Timmy upstairs in the house.

I'd give the juice of my wenis to show her/him the house.

by jagtastic13 July 26, 2010

Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012