Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Show her the headboard by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

show her the fifty states 

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)

Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states

show her the fifty states by onetimething July 18, 2011

Show her the 50 states 

A now famous line used in the movie
horrible bosses
It is used twice in the movie
in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over

-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states-
*Where is that from?*
-A movie-
*No it isn't*
-It is now-

Show her the 50 states by daxtonisawesome July 27, 2011

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

Bend her over and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

To show her/him the house 

to kiss someone. Someone who shows many people the house is known as a real-estate agent. When one is showing another the house, they may get to the first floor or the basement.

Did you show her/him the house?

That skank is SUCH a real-estate agent, she showed Timmy upstairs in the house.

I'd give the juice of my wenis to show her/him the house.

To show her/him the house by jagtastic13 July 25, 2010