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13.
Any Asian whose face resembles an upside down shovel.

Typically refers to Koreans.

See also: shovel face
Girl 1 and Girl 2 are driving down the road as a small white Hyundai cuts across 4 lanes and slowly merges in front of them...

Girl 1: God damn zipper head just cut me off.
Girl 2: That wasn't any ordinary zipper head. It was a shovelface.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Their face is so flat, it looks like a shovel.
by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006
 
1.
An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.
Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"
by Jimbob3 November 14, 2006
 
2.
when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.
"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"
by jonobello January 29, 2006
 
3.
A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
by tumme April 14, 2008
 
4.
A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.
Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.
by TannROK April 10, 2009
 
5.
A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.
That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.
by Sanchez April 07, 2005
 
6.
Noun: {shove-el-face}

1. Similar to Butterface, a normally attractive looking woman who has the unfortunate facial features from being hit with a shovel. Also known as the apperance of a womans face being formed from a shovel-like mold
"Wow that lady has quite the badonkadonk! Alas she is also a shovelface."
by Duckyzilla January 16, 2012
 
7.
1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.
Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!
by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005