Shotblocking

Demanding the last of a communal bottle of liquor, thereby preventing the shareholders from any further shots.

Thanks for the last of the Cuervo, Justin. Sorry for shotblocking.

Shotblocking by Sherlock Homie March 27, 2011

scottblocked 

When your friend has gone through every single girl on tinder, rendering you cockblocked by association

Ex:
Jimmy:

"Russ, my Tinder date went really well, they she realized she went out with a friend of mine who is an asshole and just up and left."

Russ: "dude, you got scottblocked, again

scottblocked by Garzaback June 2, 2014

Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.

John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!

Spotblocked by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016

Shitblocker 

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

Shitblocker by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shotblock 

Happens when someone calls "Shotgun!" before entering a friends vehicle and someone goes and take the shotgun away from you

Even though Hunter clearly called shotgun while we were walking to the car, Lennore still shotblocked him we got there.

Shotblock by roubarb424 December 8, 2009

Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

Hotblocked by Vballer May 6, 2015

Shitlocked 

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

Shitlocked by Matterhawk February 10, 2010