Shose

Attaching your asshole to one end of a hose and projectile shitting out the other end.

My son was eating out of the cookie jar so I pulled out the Shose.

by WenierDestroyer November 29, 2019

Shose

An act of shitting on a woman's chest and rubbing your ass in between her nose.

Enzo gave Shelby a wonderful shose.

by REGGIN LOVER September 10, 2008

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018