Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

National throw your shortest friend day 

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

National throw your shortest friend day by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

Yeet your shortest friend day 

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

Yeet your shortest friend day by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

Bully your shortest friend day! by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day 

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

Bully your shortest friend day! by SoupDaily December 9, 2021

national throw your shortest sibling day 

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss

come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!

national throw your shortest sibling day by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022