skortress

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

skortress by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

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Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

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shorterest • shortness • shortness-ness-ness • Shortness of breath • skortress • sportress • hot-shortness

Shirtdress

A word used in clothing stores that tells the average woman to wear the article of clothing as a shirt, and the average loose woman to wear it as a dress.

College Girl: I take this dress please!
Casher: Okay..
*Cash Register Reads*: Shirtdress $45.99

Shirtdress by klackedy klack August 10, 2012