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1.
A super short haircut on a hot girl / a really cute girl with a short boy-type haircut. safe to bet she's smarter than you, but will make you feel smart if you're not a dumbass.
a simple, straightforward acknowledgement with immediate gratification: "hey, check out that shortboy."
or
telling your friends what they've missed: "my writer's workshop partner tonight was a total shortboy."
by perchplate January 10, 2012