short-distance 

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

short-distance by wordshark May 21, 2008

Short distance pole vaulting 

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

Short distance pole vaulting by Tonys June 2, 2014

cum-shot distance envy 

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

cum-shot distance envy by eda-skip October 7, 2021