Pat short people on the head week 

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

Shart Week 

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

Shart Week by Team Beavis August 2, 2010

short weekends 

When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.

"Ha Ha look at that dudes Short Weekends!"

short weekends by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007

Shart Week 

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!

Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds

Shart Week by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012

shart week 

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.

tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week

shart week by Corn-man May 25, 2010

Shart Week

When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.

I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.

Shart Week by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026

North Shore Weekend Warrior 

Straight, 9-5 working male, living in Chicago, taking full advantage of the train's budget weekend pass and riding up to the North Shore to walk the quaint "downtown" streets while dressed to the nines in drag. Aka, weekend rail rider.

The new guy, from accounting, Dude's a total North Shore Weekend Warrior! On the weekends, he takes the train from the city up north to the 'burbs to strut his stuff in drag.

North Shore Weekend Warrior by Otis Martin June 20, 2011