fucks with her the short way 

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"

fucks with her the short way by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019

special? As in an educated sort of way? 

When someone brags about being special,you reply back: Special, as in an educated sort of way? This means they are retarded.

Tammy said she got a raise at work because she was special. I replied back,Special? as in an educated sort of way?

special? As in an educated sort of way? by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010

attractive in a cheap sort of a way 

a useful expression. this describes a whore who you would probably bang, if it wasn't for the 623453 STDs she had and the fact that she was blown out like the Grand Canyon. she looks hot, but you can tell she's a skank.

Jenny walked into the bar with a tight tank top and short skirt and with a guy on each arm. She looked attractive in a cheap sort of a way.

attractive in a cheap sort of a way by Heinz000 May 30, 2006

Ride the short bus both ways 

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

shortways 

a quick and easy alternative to something that you thought would be effort

Roland - "Re-writing this essay is effffort"
Dylan - "Why don't you just photocopy it? that will be way easier"
Roland - "YES DYLAN! that's so shortways"

shortways by rolandiscool June 19, 2011