shirt shart 

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

shirt shart by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009

Shirt skort 

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.

Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

Shirt skort by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022

Shirt Shot 

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.

"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"

Shirt Shot by Cat Food October 20, 2009

Shirt Before the Shirt 

Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.

Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.

Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)

Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!

Shirt Before the Shirt by GTLer August 14, 2010

The Shirt before the shirt 

A shirt you put on while getting ready to go out, before you wear the shirt you are actually going to wear that night while you are out.

"Omg, you're going to wear that ugly shirt to the club tonight?"
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."

The Shirt before the shirt by Corinnabellx3 September 7, 2010

Tittie Shirt 

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

Tittie Shirt by will bitten September 19, 2017

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Shirt Booger by drizzle roach June 5, 2013