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Epic Life Cut Short 

A faggot woman prime minister who got fuckin ownd by assasin
FUCK YAH
u get ownd !!!!
o yah totally dude

epic life cut short
Epic Life Cut Short by mohammod January 16, 2008

Art is long, life is short 

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.
"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

life is too short

Person 1: Lets go smoke some pot
Person 2: NO, thats the stupidest idea...
Person 1: Come on life is too short
life is too short by Shizzlator February 7, 2006

Sort yer life out 

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..
'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'
Sort yer life out by Gay Bear August 16, 2007

a shot of life 

A male or female who may or may not be good looking or all that bright or have it all together, but who possess a fantastic amount of energy. This energy may, at times, be overwhelming. Nevertheless, his or her presence is most definitely felt by all those in close proximity. May also be applied to inanimate objects that possess an inspirational or stellar amount of energy, spice, kick, or what have you.
That girl may not stand out on the dance floor, but she's a shot of life between the sheets.

That habanero chicken sandwich is a shot of life!
a shot of life by A.L.C. April 6, 2006

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state
Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!
Sort your life out by Comedi October 7, 2006