short busser 

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.

Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!

short busser by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009

Short bussed 

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

Short bussed by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

short buser 

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

short buser by Jay-No December 10, 2009

Short Bussed 

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

Short Bussed by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011

Shirt Buster 

A reference to the film series Aliens when the aliens inside the human victims escape from the victim's chest, literally bursting through their clothing and letting the baby alien escape.

Dude 1: Dude stop touching yourself!
Dude 2: Man I have a really bad itch..
(Moments later an alien explodes out of his chest)
Dude 1: Shit! A Shirt Buster!

Shirt Buster by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

slump buster shot 

1/3 rum 151, 1/3 goldschlager, 1/3 pineapple and a splash of grenadine.

A libation to help an individual break the curse of a sexual drought.
Word of caution, this is powerful voodoo shit...

It's been awhile since I've been laid and I can't convince myself to sleep with this grenade. Therefore I will take 2 slump buster shots please...
Now the grenade appears attractive.

slump buster shot by Big MackDick November 7, 2013

shortbusheros 

Best troll clan to have ever existed on the game app Clash of Clans by Supercell. Its founder Fiona and her band of talented trolls terrorized the global chat rooms and many unsuspected Clashers for years. There exploits are legend.....ary. Rumor has it Fiona and her fellow trolls have scattered to the seven winds but still haunt the mighty Town Halls of many. And YES heros is spelled wrong, they ride a short bus after all duh. So lick a window, bedazzle your helmet & sniff some glue in honor of the amaze balls select group calls shortbusheros Clan tag #PJOLYPRV.

The shortbusheros define badassery on global.

Short Bus chicks kick ass.

shortbusheros by PussN’Boots August 13, 2018