Shork

Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.

“Ouch shork stop biting me”
“Shork gway now”

by shorkfood September 13, 2020

Shork

Shorks are still sharks, but with less IQ.

Adjective:

Dumb, stupid

“Gura's funny. She's such a doofus.”

“IKR, she's a shork after all.”

by Someone_who_hates_Windshitters June 28, 2022

Shork

The act of laughing and sighing simultaneously because something is just _that_ stupid.

Dude 1: *sends you a meme*
You: I saw this earlier, I shorked so hard at it.

by mediocre.meme.team August 19, 2018

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax November 30, 2010

shork

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

"get your shorks!"
"You'll be a shork, if you don't pay me!"

by Robin January 5, 2005

Commander Shork

Refers to someone in the Species Community which is also a large community withing a bigger community called Pony Town.

Someone who is an idiot, very stupid, selfish, and obsessed with Communism for no reason.

"We should have two leaders in case one of them becomes Commander Shork ver. 2"
"Plot twist: I am Commander Shork"
"Banned"

by Void Lord January 12, 2021

Gym shork

A girl who wears very tight and revealing leggings to the gym, but clearly should not be wearing them.

"Hey Joe, that repulsive gym shork is doing squats over there"

by Gregory Gosling October 16, 2018