Shoetalking 

When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.

The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.

Shoetalking by jibtastic August 15, 2010

Shopeteer

A person that is a shopping enthusiast.
Someone who loves shopping.

My girlfriend is a shopeteer, she wastes all her time and money on shopping.

Shopeteer by Mikethedon January 7, 2010

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

Shopetta 

Shopetta is an online men's clothing store based out of Tucson, Arizona. They specialize in high quality t-shirts designed for college students, including tank-tops, crew-necks, and v-necks. All products are 100% made in the USA.

Shopetta
t-shirt
tank-top
crew-neck
v-neck
Tucson
Arizona
college
men's clothing
quality products
made in usa
made in america

Shopetta by beardownarizona August 11, 2012

Shoptard 

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

shpetang 

A word written in permanent marker in the middle of the woods on a log.

I was walking through the woods by my house when all of a sudden... SHPETANG!

shpetang by SHPETANG! April 26, 2007

shoptart 

acronym of a shopaholic and plus a retard, but we use "tart" instead of "tard" to make it sound as good as "egg-tarts"

it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.

Chris: Man she looks happy shopping here all the time!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!

shoptart by wayx3 June 21, 2010