shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 2, 2005

when one performs a movement to avoid another person and embarass them at the same time

Wes Welker was able to shoop 10 men in one play.

by Johnson Mike December 20, 2010

A person of female gender residing in areas west of the Mississippi River. Defined by uncharacteristic style and unique actions.

Andreas: Hey look! There is a SHOOP!!!
Nathan: Wow, you are correct. I bet she is from Missouri.

by Dre-Polta July 10, 2008

I came home from work, and killed things at once, a shit and shower, aka Shoop.

by MrAllStarChris December 27, 2007

shooped/shooping

To put something in ones own pocket without being noticed.

I totally shooped a 320gb Portable hard drive from Wal-Mart

by shoop89 June 18, 2008

shoot then the sound pa from the barrel of a gun.

Wenfei just muttered shoop in her mouth after a nice shoot.

by ggss November 24, 2008

An action by which an individual has a bowel movement and subsequently takes shower.

"Groban, are you kidding me? It is your turn to buy toilet paper and you are too lazy. It is not sanitary to take a shoop instead."

by Groban December 16, 2007