shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 7, 2011