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Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.
"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"
Hoedown Shoes by toastaloha February 8, 2009
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Shoeshoe 

Shoeshoe is a very respectful lady. She is beautiful and makes people around her feel comfortable and loved. Shoeshoe can be trusted with her friends secrets.
Shoeshoe is cool
Shoeshoe by Pabiiii November 21, 2021

shoeshoe 

The name Shoeshoe is of Lesotho origin and means "Beautiful rare flower". Also spelt Shweshwe.
Sotho girls are beautiful, especially those named Shoeshoe
shoeshoe by Lilly King November 23, 2021

Joe's Hoes 

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Joe's Hoes by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

pedro's hoes 

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship
Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.
pedro's hoes by I could be anyone January 25, 2014

Hoes fo shos 

Absolute, Absolutly, as sure as it would be to pull a hoe
Roomate1: Hey, did you remeber to shut off the coffee maker?

Roommate2: Hoes fo shos.
Hoes fo shos by SS JF January 22, 2013

cedric’s hoes 

stu’s lifeline to getting his knob spanked in the back of on the rox
medford : “cedric’s hoes are here”
stu : “yay, now i can get tossed
cedric’s hoes by fatherfright August 8, 2022