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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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Angry Stenberg

When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.

My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.
Angry Stenberg by Willy_The_Pimp January 29, 2007
When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.
After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.
Shoeber by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

Alex shainberg 

-Potential communist

-Has a brisk drinking problem
-Furries are his fetish

-Currently in a relationship with Jack Wu
-Addicted to solitaire

-Wears green headphones large enough for two people
-Likes beans

-collected all 5 infinity stones stones in his nose
Alex shainberg : Beans

Also
Alex sheinberg: Nigg.....

Shoeburger 

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".
Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!
Shoeburger by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019

Shizenbergza 

1. When you take a massive shit.

2. When you are extremely shocked

Shizenbergza is also the name of a song from an artist by the name iansostoop
1. I took a shizenbergza after eating Taco bell, My dog took a shizenbergza on my bed!

2. What the shizenbergza is that!
Shizenbergza by 👣👅 October 17, 2021

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010