To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.
(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.