shoebread

Usually found in conjunction with cankles, shoebread is a condition in which the top of someone's (usually a woman's) fat foot spills out of the top of their shoe (usually a few-sizes-too-small pump), creating an effect looking much like the top of a loaf of bread. Hence the term 'shoebread'.

God damn, did you see that woman's massive shoebread? Those pumps had to be at LEAST 2 sizes too small.

shoebread by RiotingPacifist June 11, 2006

shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

shortbread squirt by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

Showbread 

1) A Christian rock band from the Savannah, Georgia area. They are signed to Solid State Records. They are known for having several unique twists to their sound and their image. First, their two vocalists, Josh Dies and Ivory Mobley, trade off in dueling vocals which alternate between yelling, screaming, and singing. This effect has caused the band to occasionally be labeled as a "spaz rock" band. Second, they are one of the few hardcore bands that uses a keytar. Third, they are known for wearing only red and black clothing when performing, an aspect that causes many critics to label them as a fashioncore band. All members of the band are very energetic during their concerts. Fourth, in keeping with their campaign for uniqueness in the music scene, the band generally does not refer to their music as a particular genre; instead, they prefer the term "raw rock".

2) Refers to the twelve cakes or loaves of bread which were continually present on the Table of Showbread in the Jewish Temple as an offering to Yhwh.

I went to a Showbread concert last night. It was crazy! RAW ROCK KILLS!

I wonder if showbread tasted good.

Showbread by Gus! July 22, 2008

Showbread 

The first and only raw rock band

Raw Rock Kills: get ready to die

Showbread by commanderwaffles January 22, 2005

Caramel Shortbread 

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

shortbread fever 

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008

shoehead 

Someone who is obsessed with shoes and will camp out at stores to get the latest pair.

Shoehead: I just camped out at Niketown for 3 days and copped the new SBs

shoehead by Edman415 September 20, 2008