ShockHat734 

ShockHat734 (or ShockHat) is a slapstick Machinima channel created on 2018 with 20k+ subscribers (as of April 2022) who makes GMOD parodies focused on Kirby, as well as parodying various Kirby games. His content is inspired by older SM64 Machinimas.

“ShockHat734” is my favorite Blooper channel. It reminds me of SMG4’s golden days.

ShockHat734 by Ansbachwolf April 27, 2022

Shockah Brah 

A phrase used from one bro to another bro to let them know that everything is cool. Mainly used when under the influence of drugs and/or alchohol

-Bro.... i just beer bonged a forty and i am about to put this gas mask on
- Shockah Brah

Shockah Brah by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011

ShockHat734 

An aspiring Kirby machinimist who uses GMOD to make funny episodes for a series called SSGV5 (short for Stupid Star GMOD Videos 5).
In other words, it's basically SMG4 but more retarded with Kirby characters.
Now have a free meme:

The virgin SMG4
- Used to be great but the writing quality fell off due to its company, Glitch Productions, investing too much time on 3D shows.
- Toxic fanbase
- Too much OCs making the show feels less like a Mario parody

VS

The chad ShockHat734:
- Utilized 21st century humor to make actually funny contents
- Toxic fans are just the minority
- Sticks to Kirby-related characters and content, which makes the SSGV5 series accurately a Kirby parody.

(disclaimer: I enjoy watching both channels, don't judge on me)

ShockHat734 by amogusamoguseverywhere June 18, 2022

Shocklaha

Gaming: A Battlecry often used to announce a great
attack or a comeback.

{A group of players sneak into the enemy camp and all pull
out a noob tube}

Terrorist Player 1: SHOCKLAHA!

{All terrorists fire rockets into the camp catching enemy
by surprise}

Example 2:

Guy 1: Sneaks up on Guy 2 who was talking crap earlier

Guy 1: SHOCKLAHA!

Shocklaha by TheGrtAku May 17, 2010

shockhammer 

The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.

The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.

shockhammer by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008

Shockalate 

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.

Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!

Shockalate by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009