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A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
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A horse sitting on a balcony that became a meme. (and tbh I don't understand it)
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A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.
Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!
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A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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A species of human-sized anthropomorphic dinosaurs that first appeared in Super Mario World (1990). Each of them have an extended tongue that is capable of eating enemies and turning them into eggs. They can be mounted on and become their companion, who is usually Mario. A running gag is that when a rider decides to jump at a platform far away, he/she will dismount his/her Yoshi to make a distance advantage, making the Yoshi fall into oblivion. The Yoshis also have been committing tax fraud since 2016 (which is a dead meme).
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That oblivious and forgetful blue blob with a long tongue from Kirby...
Gooey: My name? Gooey? Maybe?
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A type of Pianta who throws Mario up or far away behind them if he approaches them in Super Mario Sunshine.
What makes them really annoying is that in the 5th Shine Sprite level in "Pianta Village", they are the only methods to move from one platform to another; and if you approach them at the wrong angle, they will throw you into the death pit.
Chuckster: Hey Mario!
Mario: Hey! Did you just called me? What do you want?
Chuckster: Have you ever known... that I'M A CHUCKSTER?!?!?!
Mario: OHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIII-
Chuckster: *yeets Mario into nothingness*
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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