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shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
shock and awe by LJ Dizzle December 13, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
shock and awe by LJ Dizzle January 11, 2007

Shock and awe

Shock and awe

Let’s not

Like I guess I could write forever

Prefer not to

But it’s now a reflex

Defence mechanism

Like the shit thrown

Compelled

To throw it back

Artistically

Brutally beautifully

And just …

And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with

Yep .. don’t go there

I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …

Maybe you do too now ..

Last warning …
Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..

He does actually still exist ….

Frozen in ice

Lost in time ;)
Shock and awe by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

freshman shock and awe 

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.
shock and awe by uclafalcon March 21, 2003

shock and awe system 

a really really big stereo system mostly made up of vintage components, it has to have at least 20 receivers and 40 speakers, its only purpose is to shock whoever sees it and freaks out or really thinks its cool
did you see that guys stereo rig? its a shock and awe system!
shock and awe system by Audi66 March 15, 2011