Shapoupilating

Pronounced "sha-poop-ill-ating"

The art of saying you are going to leave a venue, but in fact you stay behind and talk for a given amount of time before really leaving. Often parents and women are the main culprits of shapoupilation. Especially women parents.

Variants: Shapoupilation, Shapoupilate, Shapoupilator.

Mother: "Okay kids, let's go."
Kids: "Are we really going, or are you just going to be shapoupilating for the next half an hour?"

Shapoupilating by shapoupil March 13, 2011

shapour 

A Shapour is the best and most amazing person you could ever have in your life.

He is great at managing money, and is usually good at mountain biking.

If you are feeling upset, or are anxious about something, go to a Shapour. He will fix your problems in an instant. Some call a Shapour ‘ Mr Fix it’.

He is also very smart and LOVES SPREADSHEETS.

He is a great friend/husband/ and especially dad.

If you know a Shapour hold onto him, he is worth more than the whole world, and is one of the kindest people I will ever meet.

Shapour is A Persian originated name.

shapour by Coco goldfish February 6, 2021

shapounce 

the act of pouncing someone while being intoxicated.

"when i see that bitch, i'm going to shapounce him!"

shapounce by talia&kylie January 18, 2008