shnirious

The state of being extremely serious.

George: "How was last night?"
Duff: "Okay"
George: "Why just Okay?"
Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."
George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!
Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"

shnirious by MistaShnirious June 7, 2009

Sheriously 

Seriously brought to a new level. Only used at times when the subject you are talking about is an extremely serious matter.

"Are you seriously going to eat that?"

"Yes I am. Sheriously."

Sheriously by Beth Wright May 27, 2013

shitious 

The feeling of not feeling so good. Feeling shitty but with a more sophisticated expression.

After eating that McDirty Burger, Tom is feeling quite shitious.

shitious by Paul H. January 5, 2009

snerious

To be on a different level of serious.

You: "No dude...you can't be serious.."

Me: "Dude, on a scale from 1 to serious, I'm snerious."

snerious by Reid. December 22, 2008

schnerious 

Extremely serious, not joking

I'm so serious, I'm schnerious.

schnerious by The DL December 1, 2004

snerious

A more emphasized version of serious, usually used when something is unbelievable; used in the same context as no way.

A: I found a $50 bill on the sidewalk yesterday.
B: Whoa, are you snerious?

snerious by edw007 September 3, 2007

shurious 

a combination of "sure" and "serious"

guy: did you know that it's national banana day today?
girl: are you shurious!?

shurious by jdevoto September 8, 2009