blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.

Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.

blargity flarg shnarg by Avishmail September 1, 2010

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

shnorginhimer 

a word used to replace a word that you don't know/doesn't exist.

you are smart as a euhhhhhh, shnorginhimer

shnorginhimer by shorginhimer February 23, 2018

snarglar 

When a snargle becomes normal for any woman.

You got a snargle from that snarglar too?

snarglar by cman86 May 22, 2007

poop shnaegel 

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

Shnawg 

funny way to say "dog"

he's just a little baby puppy shnawg

Shnawg by FilthyG May 8, 2011