Shmurk

shapeshifting gnome specializing in audio/visual mycorefraction

is it possible that shmurk tune reconstructed my genes through spontaneous mutation?

Shmurk by Tip Dave January 1, 2024

work shmurk 

A phrase uttered by someone to a coworker at the point when office drama, client bullshit and other things which should really have no impact on ones life moves from a point of concern to the point of amusement.

Worker: My client is an imbecile. Why did we sell this dumb deal - jeez, I want to get out of here today.
Coworker: Work Shmurk

work shmurk by Keifer James October 9, 2008

Bobby Shmurda 

Bobby Shmurda is a mystical being who can throw light-weight objects (such as a hat) in the air and they never come back down.

Person 1: Damn how did that hat get so high
Person 2: Bobby Shmurda must have throw it

Bobby Shmurda by BannanaSavage November 16, 2018

shmunky 

A name meaning newborn with extra swag, drip, and has an elite style of dressing.

"ima name my firstbrorn shmunky" ~ Yeat

shmunky by AhmEad salmah January 12, 2022

Bobby Shmurda's Hat 

Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.

Bobby Shmurda: throws his hat

Bobby Shmurda's hat: 😶

Wait! Where did his hat go?

Bobby Shmurda's Hat by andreishawty February 24, 2021

Shmuck 

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013