the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd
Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!
by Gerry June 18, 2004
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Shit's Hype, Man U Really Dunnit!
John: "Bro did you see the latest album he dropped?"
Larry: "Yes, shmurd."
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