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Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
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A sexy individual who is outrageously ridiculous in every way possible and can NOT be held responsible for their impulsive actions.
The most notorious Shmoobs are usually guys named John and girls named Ali or Michelle.
by Shmoob Creator July 10, 2008
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A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.
Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*
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The word that captures the essence of the one that is named MaryKate Kelly. It is often repeated more than once in a lowly, deep manner in order to clarify its meaning. Shmoobs is the highest rank that a MaryKate can possibly reach and should be honored with the same respect that a priest or an ultimate fighter would receive.
"Did you see Shmoobs and Chadwick last night...they were goin at it like rabbits?"

"Shmoobs is a great mother."
by MK MeerKat Manner August 26, 2008
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The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)
Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!
by Shmoobly April 25, 2010
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